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What's in Your Roast?
A complete, actionable audit in plain English
First Impression Score
Letter grade + score out of 10 for what visitors think in the first 5 seconds of landing on your site.
The Real Roast
5-7 specific, savage but constructive criticisms backed by WHY each issue costs you visitors and revenue.
Conversion Killers
The top 3 things actively costing you money right now, the issues you must fix before anything else.
UX Red Flags
Navigation, mobile experience, page speed, and usability issues spotted from the outside looking in.
SEO Reality Check
Obvious SEO problems, missing titles, weak meta descriptions, heading structure, and crawlability issues.
5 Quick Wins
Five specific, actionable improvements ranked by impact that you can implement this week, no developer needed for most.
Simple Pricing
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- 1 roast per day
- Full audit report
- Letter grade
- 5 quick wins
- Copy & share
- Unlimited roasts
- Competitor comparison
- Monthly re-audit
- PDF report export
- Score tracking over time
- Priority AI processing
- Implementation checklist
- Full audit + implementation
- We fix everything
- CRO improvements
- 30-day result tracking
- Dedicated consultant
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